These are the continuing voyages of the starship StringMan. His mission? To seek out new life by communing with
forces unseen, using cryptic geometrically shaped string patterns and
subtle manipulations thereof to communicate with gods, aliens or ghosts
— one will never know. To boldly go where nobody else would even believe
exists.
Though StringMan appeared in my
NYC Angst journals, and later found a home
in the NYC Grid Notebook, I also found
related items scattered all over the place, and decided that, oh boy
does he ever deserve a page all his own!
At the peculiar moment in human history when I
found StringMan there in his Washington Square Park element, there
was another strange phenomenon effecting the otherwise cosmopolitan
population of Manhattan — a little something I liked to
call "NY
Antennae Syndrome." This phenomenon took the form of unconscionably large numbers
of people who unfathomably felt it necessary to purchase, and more appallingly, to
actually WEAR... "antennae." The damnable things were everywhere — one
could hardly avoid them. Walking down any New York City street, one
would see, floating above the thousands of heads bobbing along the
boulevards, countless pairs of small white spheres
mimicking the bobbing rhythms of the heads they were attached to. These spheres were
attached by springs to clunky-looking headbands, and for reasons that
utterly boggle(d) my mind, people found these antennae accoutrements to be "cool."
One fine Manhattan evening, among the
"antennae set" and all the various freaks assembled in Washington Square
Park, my attention was drawn to a character who at once seemed
certifiably insane and brilliantly inspired. StringMan, and his future
girlfriend, DollarWoman, stood out from, indeed stood high above the
crowd.
So, here, in more or less chronological order, I
lovingly present the collected tales of StringMan, and the his mate, the <koff> lovely
DollarWoman.
-g
First Encounter:
There's this guy who's pounded nails
down between the cobblestones
in strategic locations all over Washington Square Park. He uses the
nails as fulcrum points to tie off or wrap string around, stretching the
string across vast areas of the square, nailpoint-to-nailpoint,
thereby creating giant geometric patterns over the cobblestones. The
strings hug the ground, and go mostly unnoticed by the casual observer,
but this guy sees them. He performs strange little motions and magics, an
alchemical dance performance for himself or for unseen forces, with his string. He lifts a
corner so a long, thin angle off the ground occurs, and he's
face-to-the-ground observing the distance of the lift. He's wrapping
himself and string around a trashcan in the center, then tires, and sits
on the side of the fountain. Music is pumping out of sax and guitar on
this clear, warm evening.
Suddenly, he bursts
up, dancing aboriginally inside a corner vortex of his stringworks,
releasing a low squeal, then promptly disappears. Musicians, joints, rastas,
radios. Skating, muscular black guys, dancing to their own silent
walkmen, women watching their muscle-twitchings with wet pussies. Here's
an old
man with 60 years' worth of unconscious facial ticks now manifesting in
Popeye-like animated, constant motion, his eyes blinking separately and
needlessly, chewing jaw chomping one-sidedly on toothless gums... and
suddenly, our "StringMan" (I hereby dub him thus) is back, sitting next to me now, concealing this
as I write, waiting for the next sequence in string-events.
There it is, in all its majestic, geometric glory, a faint glimmer of
white running across vast spaces on the circle inside the square —
actually a semicircle, as a good third of it is closed off behind police
barricades, ½ dismantled, bleacher-like remains, and purple triangle
flags waving in the cool breeze. StringMan surveys all that he has made,
and it is obviously good. With his string, he controls subtle forces
that effect every body on the square by almost imperceptibly altering
their space. Or, perhaps it's his method of communicating with God(s),
aliens or ghosts looking down on the square from high above. However
you slice it, StringMan clearly knows something nobody else present
could possibly hope to.
Girls and boys are on the cruise, the rampant smell of marijuana, and
our man is in the vortex again, singing and dancing for his string. Many
members of the antennae set are present, and the next phase of
string-activity is rapidly approaching — I can smell it coming!
He's looking down at his dancing feet, shuffling along the nail-tied
strings, when a bottle cap lands within his floor-vision. Seemingly
appalled, he jumps over a line, and continues his dance facing the
opposite direction. Out of sight, out of mind. Six or seven different
musics and a cop's radio compete for dominance of the airwaves. A dirty person who coughs
violently, smoking
a cigar-brown, extra-long cigarette is running noticeably small and
claw-like hands thru the trash can behind me, hacking away, and now
running his filthy garbage hands thru his hair. StringMan has gone off to inspect the
state of his string in another area: a new geometric pattern is now
emerging as knots are tied, string is stretched. He begins to drag a
long section in an arc, carefully watching it curve, now sitting with
the string at a taught new angle — tugging and lifting and watching
carefully the space between the ground and the angle of the string. He
is particularly pleased when raising the intersection of several strings
going off in different directions, and observes with wonder the
three-dimensional, hollow object thereby created. A fancy frisbeeite
almost trips on it, and the StringMan nonchalantly allows his instrument
to drop back flush with the floor, so as to hopefully blend back into
its environment, unnoticed.
DirtyGuy is drinking the remaining backwash drops in discarded beers excavated from the can behind me, and a guy who was playing an
electric guitar moments ago is now playing a softer instrument in full
view of those gathered in the square. She half-assedly, gigglingly
pretends to push his probing hands away, and I have been reading
Bukowski again.
StringMan's eyebrows gather, fingers twitching with anticipated motion,
looking concerned and contemplative re: his next move.
Meanwhile, 3,000 miles away, Carrie is undoubtedly typing or filing at
her new job, or proofreading, but in a flash of the pen, we're back
again in Washington Square, where, when you're there, you'd better take
care, because the hard-core crazy scene is here now, and I'm sitting in
the middle of it, taking it in, and putting it down.
Now, the closest onslaught of electric "music" has ceased, and the
StringMan seems to have vanished again, into his string-world, and
DirtyGuy, the hacking, claw-fingered beer scroat sipper, is leaving as I
write this, and I think I will, too.
Back on the Square: StringMan is there, this time sans string, reclining
comfortably on the fountain's ring of concrete. Something happens I
don't see, and a girl turns to StringMan and says: "Isn't that
DISGUSTING!?" Then she spots a cop, saying "Hello, Officer." She yells "GIMME
A DOLLAR AND I'LL GIVE YOU A KISS!" The young cop blushes shyly and
walks on by.
DollarWoman has one black eye and a long, thin scar running almost all
across her neck.
She spots another unwary victim, then another, always asking for a dollar. A guy in an
army fatigue coat walks by, and DollarWoman predictably asks for her
dollar. He gives her a bow-tie and walks on. Another guy walking by
makes the mistake of making eye-contact with her. She says: "gimme a dollar." Guy
smiles, doesn't give. DollarWoman leaps up, screaming raspily, "FUCK
YOU! GIMME A DOLLAR YOU SCUM!" Guy's path arcs away from her, flustered
to say the least, and StringMan, who has been watching all of this
carefully (as he's wont to do) is clearly enjoying the entertainment,
and one can almost hear the gears grinding in his mind as he conjures
imagines of string laid along the poor guy's long, curved trail.
StringMan and DollarWoman seem to completely enjoy each other's company, no doubt
discussing intimately the infinite wonders of the universe. DollarWoman
suddenly rises, kisses StringMan square on the mouth, and is gone.
StringMan's smile lingers on.
Now, she's back, and she's following two large businessmen, screaming "I NEED TWO
DOLLARS FROM YOU BIG FAT FUCKWADS... FAT! FAT! FAT!" She gives up, and a
cop passing by invites her to just go away, shaking his head. StringMan
and I are vastly entertained by this, each of us in our private worlds,
and she is gone again.
Will there be another episode in this titillating tale, the Robust
Adventures of DollarWoman the Delightful? Surely StringMan shares this
ponderance, though he is also now enjoying the recently erupted sounds
of a jazz band on the square. Sax and sirens twist together in the
aural space on this sunny Monday afternoon. StringMan seems out of his
element today, wandering around without his string, without the method
of cosmic communication with God it provides. It is conceivable that he and God
have some arrangement whereby StringMan is in control on Tuesdays and
Thursdays, and for the rest of the week, he must take his place among the mere mortals and freaks assembled on the square.
I've been watching with some interest, the bald black man with the
constantly moving head, dancing oddly around the circle within the
square, stopping periodically to exchange messages with StringMan, who
has moved his seat to the most central ring. He is an observer
today, as am I every day, despite my efforts to mingle. Walking around the
circle, hoping to somehow penetrate the invisible membrane which
separates observation from participation — wanting to speak with
StringMan, find a way to get into that unfathomable skull and find out
what's the deal, but not mustering the guts to. Fear of parasitic
mind-suck rises inside me like an overstuffed toilet.
So it is that I am condemned to inject my own fantasies into the actions
of such amazing humans as StringMan and DollarWoman.
Your humble scribe, after witnessing the birth of the match of the century in
Washington Square Park a year ago, happened across the happy couple this
eve at that very same location. A year of unknown and untold blissful
togetherness has led to this glorious moment, one year later, when DollarWoman
is discovered, decked out in two-piece rag, bulging midriff
splendor, flinging garbage out of trash cans cheerfully, while StringMan
watches on, constantly adjusting his makeshift, ragged kilt (or is it
merely a skirt) whose threads ceaselessly attempt to unravel,
seemingly to thereby reveal StringMan's manhood.
An incensed black man walks up to DollarWoman, asking her to refrain
from littering the park with garbage. In response, DollarWoman begins to
fling the garbage directly at the poor man, screaming corrosive
obscenities at him. This only seems to further enrage him, and,
unwisely, he makes a threatening gesture with a bottle he is carrying. A
screaming stream of vulgarities ensue as StringMan enters the fray,
drawing DollarWoman from the thick of it to a safe distance. The black
man, still radiating perplexity, turns to us, saying "those are YOUR
people, not mine!" "No sir," sez I, "they're not MY people either!"
Before we have an opportunity to decide precisely whose people
they are, a bottle flies past our heads. Shocked, everyone on the bench
looks down the path about 20 yards into the direction of trajectory,
and, lo and behold, StringMan (BottleMan?) is armed to the teeth with
garbage-can-collected bottles of all shapes and sizes. Suddenly, at the
moment that realization dawns in the minds of those assembled,
there is melee as the benches are cleared of people who are leaping out
of the line of fire. Even as I leap over the bench onto the grass, a
flying bottle smacks against the bag I am carrying, narrowly missing my
head. And there is StringMan, making menacing gestures like he's going
to break a bottle, then throw the heavy, sharp and deadly thing.
But it is not to be. StringMan's keen eye has detected an approaching
herd of policemen and makes himself scarce. The benches
are soon re-occupied, and one or two others and I approach the law with
scathing reviews of StringMan's performance. He is soon discovered
amongst a crowd of break-dance spectators, and the group of
policepersons (alas, there are policewomen among them) surround
the happy couple, questioning, questioning. Somehow, StringMan, showing
he still holds the power cosmic, manages to talk his way out of trouble,
and he and DollarWoman literally disappear.
Some of us involved utter disconcerted grumblings about how shits like
our hero/ine get away with murder, and should be banished from the city,
but I am of a different mind, recognizing as I do the majesty of this
power-couple.
A while later, while walking uptown towards a train station, we spot
them once again, happily engaged in scrawling dubious, illegible
information all over the walls and sidewalks of lower 5th Avenue.
This is an excerpt on the subject, extracted from
a letter to a friend:
... So, after 8 hours at the grind, Glen goes off
into the core of the Big Apple to see what he can see, which is MUCH. My
favorite experience-hunting ground these days is Washington Square Park
in the Village, about 10 minutes' walk from work. Here, the observant will find a veritable nest of bizarre craziness. More of every
conceivable type of weird human being I have ever encountered. Case in
point: two individuals who stand out as particularly engrossing
monuments to human diversity. I affectionately refer to them as
"STRINGMAN" and "DOLLARWOMAN."
StringMan plays odd little power games with his
formidable psychoses and large quantities of string. By stretching
string across vast spaces of the central ring in the square, and by
manipulating it in odd little ways (a lift here, a tug there, drag this
end that way, tie it there, tug again, lift again, etc.), StringMan is
creating subtle little messages to god, up above. You see, StringMan
knows that what he is doing is of paramount importance, and, while the
bulk of his influence over the unsuspecting populace of the park is too
subtle for the majority to perceive (unless they trip over a string,
which does occasionally happen), the more overt aspects of his "performance" are as
potent to the few "lucky ones" (I count myself among them), as a full
shot of skunk piss in a 3 by 5 closet. And, I get the distinct (and
disturbing) impression that this is precisely what StringMan wants: it's
part of his power game, part of his intricate plan to assemble the
proper collection of energies to transmit his cryptic communiqué to God
himself.
Now, DollarWoman is of a totally different, shall we
say, diametrically opposed, persuasion. Her game is somewhat less subtle
and spiritual than StringMan's. What DollarWoman does is she "asks"
unsuspecting men who are passing by to give her a dollar. She
needs a dollar, she says. And then, when she inevitably doesn't
get one, she turns on her prey with a hideous vengeance, screaming at
the top of her lungs things like unto: "GIVE ME A FUCKING DOLLAR, YOU RANK, FAT, FUCKWAD!!" Then, she follows her prey a few more steps, finding a
few more unconventional colloquialisms to spew at a zillion decibels,
just for effect. Finally, she calmly takes a seat and waits for her next
victim.
Perhaps in answer to StringMan's prayer-like
machinations, he and DollarWoman hit it off together. I watched this
budding love take shape, witnessing, as I did, their first meeting (so
far as I know). I observed them that day, exploring their newfound love,
sharing cosmic little secrets and giggling. Finally, DollarWoman leapt
up, planted a big fat, wet kiss on StringMan's lips, and was off into DollarLand again.
This is the kind of odd justice that runs amok in
this city, my friend, that two such diversely bizarre individuals can
come together. Ah, it fills the soul with warmth, ya know? But of
course, these are only two isolated examples extracted from the virtual
nest of "heroes" which populate Washington Square Park. There is a
richness of spirit here that is unrivaled by any other place these eyes
have seen. Sometimes I sit here, feeling like I'm in the eye of a
hurricane, writing feverishly for hours about what I can't believe I'm
seeing.
The following is not a StringMan/DollarWoman Tale, but it does nicely
capture my relationship with and attitude towards their honorary home,
Washington Square Park, and anyway was found in the same notebook as
other power-couple scribblings. You'll find another Washington Square
Park tale here. -g
The tough. The flirtatious. The egotistic. The happy. The masochistic.
The sad. The spiritual. The sadistic. The militaristic. The oversexed. The homosexed. The musical. The monotonal. The talented.
The euphoric. The boring. The
extremes of humanity found in one square city block.
The blacks, those that wish they were, those who aren't and wouldn't
want to be, even those who could take it either way. The students. The
saviors. The angels, flying and fallen.
Yes: The resolved. The apathetic. The heroic. The indifferent. A
representative slice of humanity.
Creeps and cruisers, antennae sales-women, artists and losers. Two
hundred nationalities, a cross section of the world's diseases, all
colors of shit, an absolutely complete archeology of the human turf.
I want to draw a geologic cross-sectional map of this human terrain,
capturing the endless layers of wine and beer bottles, dog shit, semen,
fashions gone by, broken instruments, tatoos, severed limbs, hairs,
hotdogs, popsicle sticks, transistor radios, frisbees, guns, drugs and
t-shirts adorned with various slogans. And of course, an entire layer
(the "crust," as it were) of antennae in all their megafold varieties.
The first layer of the top half of the chart would be smoke and dust. Above it, cross
sections of the surrounding apartment buildings, depicting people
eating, sleeping, watching TV, shitting, making love, procrastinating,
making art, doing dishes and dying. The giant archway would have teeth,
and would be screaming and Washington's statuesque penis would be revealed at
last: we finally see the country's fathering organ.
The sky would be brownish-blue and filled with police helicopters, 747s
and falling nuclear missiles.
As soon as the drawing is complete, it will be passed around, and any
hands that touch it that would hurt others would burn, and all eyes that
see separations among groups of human beings will be blinded, and soon,
nothing would be left, save Washington Square Park, where every thing
and every body co-exists, and life itself reels on in its diverse glory
and spectacle.